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I'm Mark aka Smartestmark. My gang of geniuses and me are ready to set the web on fire with our unique view on everything. There is no topic we will not talk about. In the coming weeks, my gang one by one and myself will each host a column that we will update when we feel like it and you will have the pleasure of reading us and replying if you like. Get ready we will be here soon!!!!

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I need to make something clear. I understand SmartestAndy's Dina stories are controversial. I am not SmartestAndy and as long as my writers do not cross the line into subjects such as child porn, bestiality, etc, I am not going to censor them. Currently we only have one active writer and myself. All the others have either died or are too lazy to submit. If you are interested in becoming a writer with us (you will not be paid) please contact us.

We are pleased to announce that SmartestAndy has been selected for the 2011 Best of Original Artistic Online Depiction of Women in Reality Short Story Award in the Original Website Article category.

3/18/12- The story has finally ended. Please check out SmartestAndy for final paragraph. Feel free to continue using the response form or you may write admin@smartestmark.com.

3/10/12- The crew is in London, Watch out. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

3/9/12- The LA funeral was just a decoy. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

3/8/12- A little minutia. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

3/7/12- Time for the funeral. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

3/5/12- The G6 is taking off. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

3/3/12- Dina has some history with the microwave. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

3/2/12- Looks like there is a funeral to attend. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

3/1/12- Davy Jones has died. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

2/29/12- Roofies. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

2/28/12- The BMSA is finally mentioned for those of you who know about it write in. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

2/27/12- Some real interesting stuff. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

2/25/12- The Reverend Moon saga continues. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

2/23/12- More about the Reverend Moon. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

2/22/12- Reverend Moon and some flies. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

2/21/12- The contest is finally starting. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

2/20/12- The story is getting interesting again. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

2/17/12- A new contest and some outsiders on the island. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

2/16/12- Intrigue abounds  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

2/14/12- Looks like a new contest is starting soon.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

2/13/12- Are there really trailer parks in the Barbados.. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

2/12/12- A special Sunday entry in the story. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

2/10/12- The poor snake. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

2/9/12- Could the baby be still alive? Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

2/8/12- The python has been found. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

2/7/12- Everyone is off to the jungle. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

2/3/12- Shocking turn of events. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

2/2/12- The adventure continues. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

2/1/12- This must be going somewhere. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

1/30/12- Maybe Andy is drunk. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

1/28/12- It looks like everyone's suggestions are pissing off Andy. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

1/27/12- The baby still needs a name. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

1/26/12- The baby needs a name. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

1/25/12- Play by play of the birth. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

1/23/12- Lucy is in labor. A trailer park on Barbados? Please check out SmartestAndy for more

1/19/12- Its all about Terry Cherry. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

1/17/12- Dina is on fire. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

1/13/12- Things are heating up again. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

1/12/12- Full moon on Barbados.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

1/11/12- After some time off the story continues.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

12/29/11- Lucy gets some bad news.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

12/28/11- This must be going somewhere.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

12/27/11- It's raining hard in Barbados.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

12/24/11- Dina has the Christmas spirit.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

12/23/11- Hot coals?  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

12/22/11- That ladies room is getting messy.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

12/21/11- The contest is over. What is next?  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

12/20/11- Treachery is revealed. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

12/19/11- Someone new makes an appearance. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

12/17/11- There is a winner!! Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

12/16/11- It's a photo finish. SmartestAndy has heard events are going on around the world. If you send him a flyer for one at andy@smartestmark.com.  He may mention you in his stories. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

12/14/11- It's still going. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

12/13/11- It's not quite over. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

12/10/11- Is the story over? An absolute must read today!!!! Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

12/8/11- The contest has really started. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

12/7/11- Lucy is on her way to new York. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

12/2/11- The betting windows are closing. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

12/1/11- Maybe the contest will start one of these days.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

11/30/11- The contest gets bigger.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more

11/29/11- The contest is beginning.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

11/27/11- Time for white and black magic to get it on.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

11/23/11- All I can say is wow. You must read the latest.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

11/19/11- Smartest Andy must be hungry. Everyone is off to save Lucy.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

11/17/11- Exciting new developments  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

11/11/11- More pain for Lucy.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

11/09/11- Lucy is in trouble  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

11/04/11- Barbados will have to wait until Dina is satisfied.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

11/03/11- After a few days off the award winning author has returned with a new bloody chapter.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

10/28/11- Some guy named Paul Gullo stops by. Back to the mother ship for a bloody orgy.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

10/26/11- Has war broken out between Barbados and the Wassonians?  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

10/25/11- Its close, Its real close. If you have one of the placemats please contact SmartestAndy.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

10/22/11- Almost to the Barbados. He still has the Brass Monkey on his mind. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

10/21/11- Double the blood? Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

10/20/11- The insanity continues!!!  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

10/19/11- Loyal followers you will want to read this!!!!  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

10/18/11- The Barbados gets closer.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

10/17/11- The Voyage continues.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

10/14/11- Lucy a Mousketeeer? Yes, you heard that right.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

10/11/11- The voyage continues. The Island folk are selling Dina Voodoo dolls. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

10/09/11- The voyage begins. The Island folk sense evil is coming. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

10/07/11- The ship is still docked. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

10/06/11- All hell breaks loose aboard the cruise ship. Biggest installment ever.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

10/05/11- Barbados here we come!!!. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

10/04/11- Dina is back to her slutty ways. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

10/03/11- SmartestAndy has some deep thoughts. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

10/02/11- SmartestAndy is heading after the girls. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

10/01/11- They have reached the Keys. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/30/11- More sex and violence. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/29/11- Trouble is a brewing. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/28/11- The girls are going on a trip and SmartestAndy maybe planning murder. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/27/11- The story gets juicier? Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/26/11- Human Sacrifice, is Juicy Lucy finished? Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/25/11- Wassonian, Barbados, what the hell is he talking about? Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/23/11- I have to warn you today he has pretty much given you the most disgusting paragraph on the web. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/21/11- Wow there is nothing I can say about today's paragraph except YIKES!!!  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/20/11- The girls become blood sisters. You won't believe this. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/19/11- He is now obsessed with sunglasses. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/18/11- Things are getting stranger and stranger. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/17/11- If your religious, don't read today's installment.. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/16/11- The wait continues. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/15/11- Will Ruth survive?. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/14/11- More information on poor Ruth. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/13/11- Is SmartestAndy going off to war? What happened to Ruth? Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/11/11- Juicy Lucy is the topic of today's addition.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/10/11- Has SmartestAndy lost his guts?.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/9/11- Speed is the topic today.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/8/11- SmartestAndy shows everyone he will help a pretty girl in need.  Plus Lucy's boyfriend comes back.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/7/11- SmartestAndy gets to taste of Dina.  Time to go back home for awhile. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/5/11- SmartestAndy is dreaming or is he?.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/4/11- Jane recovers with the help of Dina.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/3/11- Roofies, crabs and blood.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/2/11- SmartestAndy arrives on the beach. There is no doubt now that this is a true story..  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

9/1/11- Shocking events happen at the South Pier.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

8/31/11- A new girl named Ruth has arrived. Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

8/30/11- The gang bangs appear to be over? Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

8/28/11- Dina and Juicy Lucy experience the city for the first time.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

8/27/11- The big city awaits Dina.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

8/24/11- The drugs come out and thing get crazy.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

8/23/11- A New Chapter.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

8/21/11- Shock and Awe.  Please check out SmartestAndy for more.

8/19/11- The depravity continues. Please check out SmartestAndy and give him all the comments you got. He loves them and will answer them.

8/17/11- What will that Dina do next?. Check out SmartestAndy for more.

8/11/11- A shocking new bloody chapter for Dina. Check out SmartestAndy for more.

8/10/11- It is time for Dina's driving lesson. Check out SmartestAndy for more.

8/9/11- The Dina story is actually one story and not two, so it has been merged together. Dina's story gets hot and heavy. Check out SmartestAndy for more.

8/8/11-  More about Dina is revealed. Check out SmartestAndy for more.

8/5/11-  It is all about the motorcycle. Check out SmartestAndy for more.

8/4/11-  The Dina story is back on track. Check out SmartestAndy for more.

8/2/11-  After all the negative feedback today's addition to the Dina story has been removed. The real story was too painful, but SmartestAndy will tell it soon, instead of the fake paragraph that was posted today.  Check out SmartestAndy for more.

7/30/11-  Second period has begun for our Dina.  Check out SmartestAndy for more.

7/28/11-  She is on top now. What will happen next. Check out SmartestAndy for more.

7/27/11-  The party continues what's next for SmartestAndy's conquest.

7/26/11-  The Dina saga goes on. This story has blood, sex and now booze. What else could you want..

7/25/11-  The whole town smells like what? Only SmartestAndy has the facts of Dina's awakening into womanhood.

7/24/11-  The cherry popper's identity is revealed and the story continues. Oh that Dina, what will happen next?

7/23/11-  Dina's story continues. It's shocking that SmartestAndy really knows this girl. Maybe it was him that got that cherry?

7/22/11- Even more of everyone's favorite slut Dina. SmartestAndy is on a roll.

7/21/11- The story of Dina continues. Will she lose her cherry, only SmartestAndy (and soon you) will know. If you enjoy SmartestAndy's stories please give him feedback directly on his page. The traffic on our site has been very high over the last few days, we thank you for your support. Please think about donating as it takes a lot of effort to do this and we have received no donations since we got access to our site back. Plus if we can't pay our main writer, he may go work for Penthouse, plus how will we get new writers.

7/20/11- The Story of The Traveling Lunchbox from SmartestAndy has concluded. Don't be upset though because the blood is still flowing. SmartestAndy has picked up on the next chapter in crazy Dina's life with Dina 7 Years Later. Go to his page now to continue the shock, awe and blood.

7/19/11- More Dina from SmartestAndy. Thank you for making this our most popular post ever. We have received hate mail and compliments. This story has really stirred up emotion. Maybe Hollywood will call. This true story really could be a great movie.

7/14/11- The story of Dina is continued. You are not going to believe the shocker SmartestAndy has in store for you. If you pass out from anger or laughter we at this website are not liable for your medical bills.

7/7/11- SmartestAndy  continues his story of that little ungrateful bitch Dina from when she was a child.

7/5/11- The stories are flowing like a fine tequila. Today SmartestMark has a great new story about some inconsiderate ass holes he has known for a long time. We want to thank all the people that have donated to the site during our troubles. We were finally able to get at that money and it will be used to help pay off our legal bills and maybe file a lawsuit against those idiots that kept us from running our site over the last two years.

7/4/11- To celebrate the Fourth of July SmartestAndy has continued his story of the little ungrateful bitch Dina from when she was a child.

6/29/11- Holy Shit after almost 2 1/2 years of court fights and close to a million dollars of legal fees we appear to have finally put those ass holes at smartermark.com to rest. Shortly after our last post they somehow found a judge to slap an injunction on us. Today the decision was handed down and we now control both smartermark.com and smartestmark.com. During our absence one of our panel has died and a couple of others are missing. Unless something unforeseen happens hopefully we will be revamping our site soon. In the meantime please click on SmartestAndy as he has a the first part of a great new article.

2/15/09- SmartestAndy has a provocative new column. Those guys at smartermark.com are threatening to sue us as they have not recaptured their website. They should never have messed with us in the first place!!!

2/4/09- We are back. Sorry for the past week we were sabotaged by those jerks at smartermark.com and were unable to update this site. Well guys try going to smartermark.com now and see what happens. You guys may be smarter but we are smartest. Stay out of our way. SmartestMark has a new column and the other geniuses better get off their asses or they will be joining those idiots from smartermark.com .

1/27/09- Our move to a new server is complete. SmartestDonald has joined us and post a column to save the world.

1/25/09- You can now contact the geniuses directly from their front page.

1/23/09- SmartestVicky has joined the gang. I am going to have to get a cattle prod and get the other geniuses going. SmartestNatalie we are waiting!!!

1/19/09- SmartestMark has a great new column. We want your input, please use our contact form.

1/18/09- SmartestAndy has posted part 2 of his latest column. He really is the star of our site. The rest of us geniuses have to get off our asses and enlighten everyone. SmartestAndy can't do it alone. SmartestMark is working on a column that will be a must read. Hopefully it will be posted on Monday.

1/15/09- SmartestAndy has pretty much posted the most though provoking words you will ever read. You may never be the same after reading them. SmartestMark is preparing a new column, be on the lookout for it.

1/14/09- You can now donate to the Geniuses and help them save the world by clicking the donate button below. We are also now a certified site.

1/13/09- SmartestCarmen and SmartestVicky are coming aboard soon. SmartestNatalie's column should be here, but she is busying working on a new theory of relativity. It will be worth the wait. SmartestJoe is gone due to paranoia.

1/12/09- SmartestBit has submitted her first column!!!

1/11/09- You can now contact us!!!. The girls are stalling. Their columns must be good SmartestAndy has a new column.

1/10/09- SmartestAndy is back with a very insightful column. Hopefully by the end of the weekend the smartest girls on the planet will have their columns in.

1/8/09- SmartestNatalie has joined our site and her first column is coming soon. SmartestAndy has decided to go in another direction with his column. He asked us to remove his initial ones. He will be submitting something exciting soon.

1/7/09- Another column by Smartestmark. SmartestBit has a page, but we are still waiting for her first column. The rest of the pack will be here soon.

1/6/09- The site is finally getting up and running. My first column is now out there. You can get there by clicking the Smartestmark button above. It is very difficult to get all these geniuses to submit their thoughts and ideas. Usually they are out there saving the world, hanging out in a strip club, shopping or doing other things. I will keep on them and eventually by reading through this site you may discover the meaning of life. Be on the lookout for updates and a way to contact us soon.